FAQ

In the shadows of FDA-registered, GMP-certified labs right here in the USA. Quality control? Ruthless. Just how we like it.

Orders leave the lair within 1–2 business days. After that, it’s up to the mortal shipping carriers — usually 3–7 business days. Patience is a virtue. Or just track it obsessively like the rest of us.

Not yet. Right now, The Cartel is causing chaos across the U.S. only. But world domination? It’s in the master plan.

If your order hasn’t escaped the lair yet, we’ll try to stop it. Email us ASAP at support@vilecartelsupplements.com — bonus points if you write like a villain.

Sure it’s safe — unless you’re mixing it with three energy drinks, zero sleep, and a broken moral compass.

Seriously, our stuff is third-party tested and made in certified labs. But we’re not your healthcare overlords. Got questions? Ask a real doctor. Not the Bulk Father.

Mix one scoop with 8–10 oz of water about 20–30 minutes before you train.

First-timers: start slow. Two scoops will have you seeing sounds and speaking in Latin.

Absolutely. Our supplements are designed to work together like a villain squad. Just read the label and assess your tolerance — don’t go full chaos mode on Day 1.

Nope. No illegal junk. Just effective, fully transparent formulas built for power and performance.

Depends on the formula. Check the product page — we don’t hide that stuff in a secret dungeon. It’s clearly listed.